Turtlehead Shuffle 

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

Turtlehead Shuffle by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

Giant thumb in a turtleneck 

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

Giant thumb in a turtleneck by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

turtlebeak 

When you encounter a turd while having anal sex.

I was fucking Sara in the ass when suddenly my cock hit a turtlebeak!

turtlebeak by Flendon July 15, 2006

turtlepenie 

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

turtlepenie by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Turtlehead 

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

Turtlehead by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016

drunken turtleneck 

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.

You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.

drunken turtleneck by thatdude540 September 29, 2013

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014