Tournament

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.

Kevin: "Hey are you going to Jeffs party this weekend"
Josh: "nah i have a tournament."
Kevin: "oh"

by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2008

turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

by turdmeister June 28, 2010

unreal tournament 2003

Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.

Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.

"Unreal Tournament 2003 was a shameful techdemo."

by placebo February 11, 2005

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

Hockey Tournament

A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*

Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.

by HockeyChamp September 8, 2009

senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.

OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...

by tanker177 February 18, 2011

Third World Tournament

Third World Tournament is a Double Elimination bracket slightly inspired in KFAD which characters recognized in the latin/spanish community compete with each other through music arrangements/mashups until one stands victorious.

Did you see the new song Third World Tournament just dropped?
ahuevo apoco no esto era un torneo en español? xdxdxdxd

by NegMaster69 June 22, 2021