Trumpitis

A desise caught from trump that was spread to many supporters the side affects include: brain shrinkage, genital shrinkage, homosexuality, lower I.Q, vision loss, orange tint skin, and depression

Steve: I think I am gay
Jim: You are gay
Steve: Okay
Steve has fallen ill with trumpitis but does not know it

by Michael Candelaria May 20, 2018

Trumpissist

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

Trumpitized

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention

I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.

by Libreal Party November 16, 2016

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

by Maddog July 10, 2017

trumpiest

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.

Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Trumpitized

The state of being traumatized by Trump's election as President

The world is Trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the Presidency.

by MarianneM November 16, 2016

Trumpies

An STD only transmitted through intercourse with a trump supporter

"I fucked a solid 10 last night, but I didn't realize until the next morning, when I was sober enough to read her shirt, that she gave me trumpies

by xFrostyVII July 20, 2016