Titnosis

Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.

Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.

by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010

titobillies

Breasts

Watch Steves mum undress to see some fine titobillies.

by Macktown February 17, 2018

titcow

1. Derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural breasts and slutty behavior. She often refers to them as "the twins", habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. Feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. So-named because her boobs look like a cow's udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. Has been titfucked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. Nickname given to the actress Christina Hendricks by the web community 4chan.

Check out that titcow's cleavage.
That's what she wants. Don't stare and out of neglect she'll probably ask you to stick your cock in it and jizz down her tummy.

by JasperDee August 18, 2010

titodler

1. a follower of Marshal Tito

2. a follower of Tito Jackson

3. someone who abstains from drinking tea

"What were Joe and his wife thinking when they named Tito?"

"I heard he was pissed at some Chetnicks in G.I. He's a total titodler!"

by cisco djidd July 1, 2009

titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015

Titologist

A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)

My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!

by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016

pee-tition

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.

I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.

by wilddogg November 12, 2009