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Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.
Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.
by poodleuni August 19, 2022
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'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
Get the Tissue-mellons mug.When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.
by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016
Get the Tissue Kids mug.When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
Get the Tissue for your Missue mug.when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
by phan4life May 17, 2010
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Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
by Mongrol23 December 18, 2010
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