teetotaled

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.

"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."

by Bgoof June 29, 2006

genuine testofap

A form of masturbation, aggressive and self destructive. A man that uses steroids masturbates in an explosive manor, preferably in the common gymshower.

Alexander Kejonen was tired and horny after working his biceps at the gym, he noticed a slight growth of the upper arms and decided to celebrate with a genuine testofap in the gym showers. The other men in the showers were cheering and shouting in a mix of fear and delight until ejaculation.

by Penfield January 19, 2013

Bull Shark Testosterone

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.

GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"

by Aemuli September 18, 2018

Teeto

A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.

"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"

by Veigar (death to Bandle City!) December 10, 2013

testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010

textochondria

The sudden feeling of having received an SMS/MMS text message despite the fact that you are not carrying a mobile phone. May be accompanied by a certainty of "hearing" your message tone and/or "feeling" your phone vibrate. Usually followed by confused searching of your pockets.

"Im sure i just heard my text tone"
"Dude, you left your phone in the car"
"Damn textochondria!"

by DappaDan April 1, 2008