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Textourettes 

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010
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textourettes 

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"

Textourettes 

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text
Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?
Textourettes by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010

sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!
Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!
sextourettes by Schmackie February 6, 2008

Textrettes 

The inability to control oneselfs emotions when texting.
That Aaron guy is a real arsehole once he starts texting.......I think he might have Textrettes.... he should see a therapist.
Textrettes by Urbane wordsmith February 28, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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