television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

by Who, me? August 18, 2003

television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

by Mike Bendixson December 28, 2005

television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

television

the only truth you know.

by thelordthygord October 20, 2003

television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004

television

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

by Mr. Dictionary! February 20, 2004

television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 24, 2003