Skip to main content

Tiny fucked a stump

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.
Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!
by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008
mugGet the Tiny fucked a stump mug.

Sump Fucker

someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time
by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008
mugGet the Sump Fucker mug.

stupfuckdity

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.
It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.
by Pipistrello January 11, 2009
mugGet the stupfuckdity mug.

stompfuck

this is a violent sex act in which a dildo or other phallic object is attached to the bottom of a shoe or boot and "stomped" into the waiting hole of the "stompfuckee".
Dawn hadn't been stompfucked in a long time, so Tina helped her get her dildo harnessed to the bottom of her boot so it wouldn't come off during their sexual act.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
mugGet the stompfuck mug.

Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.
I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!
by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008
mugGet the Stumpfucked mug.

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance
Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van
by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020
mugGet the Stumpfuck mug.

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.
"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."
by Jeff May 21, 2003
mugGet the stumpfuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email