spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

by Grantyy October 19, 2008

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

spermwhale

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010

spermaculate

The process of male sexual ejaculation.

My dear, such is the state of my personal arousal that I shall have no recourse but to spermaculate all over your lilly whites forthwith.

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005