SMP

"Send Me A Pic"

Usually used in a sexually way to indicate "send nudes"

Text: "Hey baby, SMP"

or
Text: "If you SMP I'll send one back for you ;)"

by hey-buddo July 7, 2017

smp

"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!

Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"

by OptimusKevin October 4, 2011

SMP

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

by Diego August 25, 2003

SMP

Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.

Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.

Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.

by The Real Hot Coffee July 27, 2011

SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

SMP

Shit My Pants

SMP Lololol am hxcore

by Shafty-Sex December 18, 2012

SMP

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

by Little T mart July 31, 2009