shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017

Shmoozer

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

by henryzz September 28, 2008

shnoger

To go somewhere, drive down the road

We're going to shnoger on down there then go left. Where did Dustin go? He shnogered off somewhere.

by Ozzice January 13, 2009

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

shnoogerhood

a hood with white people (often located in suburbs

wys g heard you’re from the shnoogerhood still

by dwane1 November 11, 2021