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shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.
Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.
Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!
by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011
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shitasstitfuckers

An exclamation that can be said in virtually any situation.
Guy 1: "Man, my great grandma died."
Guy 2 (sullenly): "shitasstitfuckers."

Example two
**2 Guy's favorite team wins super bowl**
Guys 1 and 2 high five simultaneously shouting "SHITASSTITFUCKERS"
by slivr33 November 21, 2010
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Shitmas List

The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.
I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.

Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010
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Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.
Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!
by DAL13 June 9, 2013
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Shitastic

Something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.
Nurse Traci stated, "You can wake me up if some shitastic comes in the ED."
by purdymouth October 11, 2014
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Shitass

A primordial deity that feels pleasure when manipulating mortals.
Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge”
by anonymous November 1, 2020
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