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Tech Sexport 

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
Tech Sexport by Davidiculous July 5, 2011
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1. An alteration of the common Export beer.
2. When used by freshman jockeys to induce sexual desire of the opposite sex.
1. "Mmmm beer, my one and only love. Come to daddy, my little Sexport."
2. "Hey baby, you lookin' fine. Have a beer, on me."
"Hee hee, ok"
"Whoa, you drank that fast. Have another."
"I fink I'm a whittle dunk."
"Hey baddy, this Sexport works like a charm."
Sexport by Big Toker April 26, 2003
A port for the insertion of sexy tools.
*bzzzzzt* request permission to dock with your sexport, madam *bzzzzzt*

*bzzzzt* permission granted *bzzzzt*
Sexport by James Randii October 12, 2008
a small city in Germany, populated only by unexpensive prostitutes and sex-needing men. This city causes Germany to have violent earthquakes during the night.
Oooh, lets go to Sexfurt for a good time.
sexfurt by bread infection January 2, 2006

Sextortion 

Extortion in sexual trysts. Blackmail using Sex, Sexpionage in action.
The FBI and CIA commonly use Sextortions on state and political officials now.

Clinton was being Sextorted via the Monica Lewinski affair.

NY Gov. Elliott Spitzer, the "Sheriff of Wallstreet", was Sextorted to remove him from investigating the bank foreclosure scheme.

Google: FBI Corruption Robin Head
Sextortion by xxxMadam July 28, 2009

Sextortion 

A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money
David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.
Sextortion by leo3375 October 3, 2009
Releasing methane, during intercourse.
Cindy had too maney sexfarts lastnight.
sexfart by Stephane Carriere April 8, 2008