robert schwartzman

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

by proamauto July 31, 2023

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

Brodie Schwartz

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.

brodie schwartz should just stop

by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014

Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008