Shumbles

A boy who has a jew-fro and thinks he is cool when he is actually lame. A "Shumbles" commonly gets expelled from school.

"Hey who was that guy smoking pot behind the shed?"
"I dunno, I saw his hair though, he's definitely a Shumbles"

by draug May 27, 2009

scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009

shumble

When someone shouts something but they mumble the words.

A loud mumble

When someone is too drunk, dispirited or lazy to pronounce the words but still need to shout in order to be heard

When someone is selling the paper on the street and they shumble the name of it : 'Eeeeiiiiiin hhhzet'(to mean evening gazette)

When being asked from another room if you want a beer etc, replying with a shumble: 'yehhhi'llaahabeer'

by Gavski (Gav W) December 9, 2008

scrumbles

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

by dawn January 1, 2004

Shumble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you cannot understand what they are saying.

All I can hear is shumble between the two fighting.

by Domino Nurbull June 28, 2017

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Shumbles

another way of saying youre in shambles, but its so much worse than that

often a captioned on a crying or fed up picture of sapnap or karl jacobs.

gp*gc was in shumbles last night
you mean shambles?

no. SHUMBLES.

by mamma12323 April 16, 2021