Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.

Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe

Schrödinger's Douchebag by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

Schrödinger's Douchebag by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.

Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Schrödinger’s Douchebag 

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.

Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.

Schrödinger’s Douchebag by Denuncerò January 4, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

"EcoGoth" do we know eachother?

1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?

1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!

Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!

2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.

Schrödinger's Douchebag by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020

schrodinger’s douchebag 

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".

"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"

schrodinger’s douchebag by not lakepants February 15, 2024

Schrodinger's douchebag 

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

Schrodinger's douchebag by Driftshock April 10, 2024