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Schrödinger’s Douchebag
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When you are both
dead inside
from the
jokes
you tell but feel
alive
when you laugh at them.
Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’
s
Douchebag
. More like show me your dönger.
JK
.
Schrödinger’s Douchebag
by
Denuncerò
January 4, 2021
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