Schmendersexual 

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

Schmendersexual by Aequus May 1, 2006

Schindler's Dick 

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

Schindler's Dick by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

Schindler's List 

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

Schindler's List by Adrian July 16, 2006

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

schmoodles by Presti June 25, 2008

schmoodle 

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

schmoodle by Gray! October 22, 2008

Schmunder 

The opposite of a schmuck. Usually describes a part of the female anatomy, but can also be used to refer to a female who is a complete idiot.

"Did you see her cut off the tip of her finger and stick it in the chili?"

"Yeah, what a schmunder."

Schmunder by Nevadastu February 3, 2010

schmoogler 

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....

J.P. is a nasty schmoogler

schmoogler by expat1 August 22, 2011