Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

Wank My Schmeat by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

Schmeater by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

butt schmear 

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

butt schmear by beckyboo April 7, 2014

my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

my homie's schmeat by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

Schmearquad 

the correct way to say okay in mhermerknees

“My pregnancy test came back negative.”

“Schmearquad.”

Schmearquad by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023

Hammer Schmear 

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

Hammer Schmear by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

schmertz by HJR May 2, 2006