Schloofengirth 

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

Schloofengirth by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

schlook 

In Sweden, the group Looptroop introduced the word schlook back in their Sedlighetsroteln days in Malmö(?), Sweden. A schlook, according to Looptroop, is a slacker kind of guy that you hang out and chill with.

- You know Tommy?
- Yeah, he's a real schlook!

schlook by chea April 29, 2006

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

Schloobing by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

Schlooter by Wildrover October 1, 2011

schloogie 

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

schloogie by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018