Shawanda

She is a #pretty #loyal #swag and #funny person she is very loyal if you had her you will want her for the rest of your life

Don't break Shawanda heart or it will be a flood of tears

by Shawanda August 28, 2017

schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008

Schwan Man

An extremely good-looking individual who goes about life in a "why not now" way. Never straying away from a challenge, the Schwan man also posses great leadership skills and is never found without 3 ladie friends by his side

Look at the Schwan Man trying bungee jumping, he's doing it with 6 different girls!

by georgewbush March 18, 2017

schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

schwango

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

by the greggles February 25, 2010

schwanzie

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.

Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.

by Mkum8 April 25, 2014

Schwani

A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.

*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*

by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018