standed

pretty much stood for grammar asses

"When they are all standed on they activate the pack-a-punch".

by moooo237 July 22, 2011

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004

stunned

a saying in Newfoundland, Canada that means stupid

Johnny is so stunned that he cannot tie his own shoelaces without on his own. He's an idiot.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 20, 2007

stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 23, 2020