by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
Get the schlort mug.One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022
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an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
Get the thick as two short planks mug.a quick and easy conquest; describing someone or something that can be defeated with seemingly minimal effort.
"haha, I will make short work of you!" - token cartoon villian from some old animated superhero TV series
The Chicago White Sox made short work of the Houston Astros in the 2005 World Series.
The Chicago White Sox made short work of the Houston Astros in the 2005 World Series.
by Polo November 6, 2005
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Get the schlack schlorts mug.The day always falls on the first Friday in April (this is not negotiable). The weather does not matter, the day must go on!
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
by shortpantsappreciator March 29, 2010
Get the Short Pants Friday mug.Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.
It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"
Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."
Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."
Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
by Tunachipz July 28, 2019
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