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Shitdamn

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.
"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"
by TFE August 4, 2007
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Shitmas

The consumerism Holliday that took the place of the Christian Holliday of Christmas, in the same way that Christmas took the place of the pagan tradition of celebrating the winter solstice. Shitmas is celebrated by buying others excessive amounts of needless shit, with the goal of expressing the monetary value of your love, through the monetary value of your shit.
Ruth: hey Mark! How was your Shitmas?

Mark: Ah man! It was the best Shitmas yet! My family, friends and I all bought each other so much shit that we had to rent extra storage units, just to fit it all! Now I need to get a second job, to start paying off the debt!
by AnonymousBloke December 20, 2017
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shitassbitchmotherfucker

1. A common word used by someone with a mild case of turrets syndrome.

2. Being incapable of just picking one swear word one just slurs them all together to create the ultimate sign of discomfort.
"Ah, shitassbitchmotherfucker it's raining outside, I hate the rain."
by Kara January 4, 2005
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shitcasserole

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.
Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!
by Livsteroo January 23, 2011
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merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011
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shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.
Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.
Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!
by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011
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