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Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
by Mr Marky January 8, 2009
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Recalculating

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
by spokaman November 16, 2010
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reiched

The act of getting "rekt" by the Holy Roman Empire (1st Reich), the German Empire (2nd Reich) or Nazi Germany (3rd Reich).
France's defenses got "reiched" in WWI when Germany got passed the French defenses by invading through Belgium.
by K00ger January 17, 2017
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Recalcitrant

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.
Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley
by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018
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Alt-Reich

Alt-Reich: An Intentional play on the word "Altreich". which is an actual German word meaning Old Empire and can refer to Germany's pre-WWI territories or even it's territories as the Holy Roman Empire, i.e. the countries Hitler tried to take back.
he Alt-Right's current message and tone very much resembles Hitler's infamous 3rd Reich, and thus in slang terms could be called the "Alt-Reich".
by MuffinTopGuy February 28, 2017
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post-tap recap

an in-depth debriefing of the previous night's sexual escapades
"Vintage, you get some last night? Let me get that post-tap recap son!"
by Vintage Styles J-Bear 8-Pack February 16, 2008
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reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.
Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off
by Vicky_G October 9, 2017
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