The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅

Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol

reCAPTCHA by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021

Related Words

reCAPTCHA • Recaptchaphobia • rectchar • rewatchability • recap handitard

reCAPTCHA

An annoying person that is hard to pass - Often given to security guards at night clubs.

"That bobby is such a reCAPTCHA!"

reCAPTCHA by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019

rewatchability

The ability to watch a movie repeatedly without becoming nauseated by it.

Equilibrium has great action sequences. I could watch it again and again. It has rewatchability.

rewatchability by freja07 June 17, 2007

Recaptchaphobia

Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

Recaptchaphobia is the Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

Recaptchaphobia by Firely June 16, 2020

recaphanditard

re-cap-handi-tard:

The product of people who are too closely related fucking and having round headed window licker children

Mary and Mary's brother Joe's brother Karl had two children who were cousins and brother/sister at the same time, they are recaphanditarded.

recaphanditard by Dyjital December 13, 2007

recaphanditard

the product of people who are too closely related and fucked. re-cap-handi-tard

"since cousin Joe and cousin Deb fucked, their kin is gonna be a recaphanditard"

recaphanditard by trav87 December 13, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026