coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011

Penguins of Madagascar

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.

Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.

by Carskek October 21, 2018

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

by boshua bole March 13, 2018

PENSUS

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

Club Penguin

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.

Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!

by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

release the penguins

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?

"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."

by d_swice November 29, 2016