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when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off
karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you
by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021
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Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis
"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"
by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023
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penile

relates to penis
Person: I just used penile enlargement
by childporn April 22, 2025
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Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.
Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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penile mouthification

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..
by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006
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