nurse

A person that has undergone training the be a prostitute that serves a primarily doctor based clientele.

"I'm going to pick up a nurse for the on-call room, you want one?"

by Mr. Doctor Man March 11, 2009

Nurse

Most underappreciated health profession, as indicated by the ridiculous staff ratios in hospitals. Without them, patients are screwed.

Person 1: I can't believed it! Went to the hospital today, and instead got a nurse practitioner to help me. How dare they!

Person 2: How about you stfu. They actually know their shit.

by senthurmanz May 8, 2017

nurse

1: A Filipino Male/Female, Or any Asian who wants a good job.
2: Someone who takes care of people in Hospitals or Private healthcare organizations

1: FilipinoA: Hey that Nurse who took care of me looked Familiar...
FilipinoB: Yea, My Dad said you should avoid skating for a while
2: -Watch ER...

by Kaniko September 5, 2005

nurse

An alternative for "ness"
ie. Stupidness or gayness

Sliv you are such a stupid nurse

by Fish March 21, 2003

nurse

An exclamatory adjective used when something is fantastic. Synonyms include: Nice, Sweet, Gnarly, Great, Cool, Bitchin', Fantastic, Sick, etc.

Peed on it. It's negative.

Nurse.

by darkmatteriii June 4, 2016

nurse

a useless m.f. istg.

oh car accident? so sorry that happened to you, ice pack? quoted from a nurse.

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

Nurse

a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.

Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.

by moodjoody June 21, 2021