mumph kerfuffle

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Mumph kerfuffle

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by Just another random dumbass October 28, 2020

Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

Mumpties

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.

E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing

by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010

Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 23, 2010

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009