mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

Masterchillin

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)

i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!

by john bowendil March 17, 2008

mastercard

"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!

by Regantelope October 6, 2008

Masterclass

If something is the masterclass it is known to be the best, the greatest

Simone's new trainers are the masterclass

by Golden Child September 22, 2005

mastercalling

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim

i was mastercalling my mom from my room

by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016