Lumbersome

To feel sluggish or to have the motivation of a log.

I am often feeling lumbersome on Mondays.

by nekeiman August 6, 2008

lambers

A pussy eating lesbian hoe normally goes for black pussy

I hooked up with a lambers

by d@s@v@ge May 3, 2017

lumbersexual

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

by purplebackpack89 June 2, 2015

Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 13, 2004

lumberschmacking

gettin schmacked in a heavily wooded area whilst forging a path

lets go lumberschmacking at tac

sure ill go smiking

by sc4rtissue April 22, 2011

Lumbersack

To chop ones balls off using an axe.

Omg Brenda did you hear about Chelsey going to jail after lumbersacking Jason after he cheated on her?

by Mymumismysonnnnn November 3, 2016

Lumbersexual

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

by Frickendishen December 25, 2016