Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

Langston

A tall male figure that is consider very handsome and will be an accomplish leader and gain weath with power and etc.

That man is the definition of langston.

by twenty 1 June 18, 2011

langston

A person that has the tendency to shock or amaze people and could also intiminate them.

That dude there stay doing what he want to do, that's langston

by summer 6 June 19, 2011

Langston Hughes

A Northern Virginia Middle school known for its abundant ghetto-fabulousness, high cracker percentile, and former employment of a pedophile.

Our vice principle kisses pigs for money...

by Niatch July 21, 2008

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Langston

A big dick nigga who will steal your bitch at any given moment
Do not fuck with this nigga or his squad will be at your house than the police when you look up child porn

Langston fucked me up because I was talking shit

That's what you get for talking to his hoe

by teachmychildren May 14, 2015

Langtonian

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.

If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian

by Fifelass May 9, 2013