kleeped

to be so wasted that one is kicked into sleep by drunkedness

Halfway through the night Jay was kleeped in the basement closet

by Yabooii3535 May 20, 2016

Klappen

Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.

Eh swa, beste gaan we jonko klappen!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!

by Deel II July 7, 2011

klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Koeppen

a person with a massive god complex and thinks he is better then every body else

omg chad is such a koeppen

by Cocio March 10, 2021

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

knepper

A person (often white, often male) who reeks of privilege but is clueless about it, and makes arrogant, sweeping, offensively stereotyped statements about huge groups of people about whom he knows nothing in an attempt to sound like "deep thinker" or some kind of intellectual. Craves media attention and thinks that all black people are male and all feminists are rich and white. From n.: Alex Knepper, douchebag who famously caused a stir at American University by claiming that "date rape is an incoherent concept."

This knepper in my class didn't know anything about the civil rights movement but he wouldn't shut up about it until he pissed everybody in the group off and we ended up wasting the whole study session.

by Valkyrie607 April 5, 2010