John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

jenged

A word with origins from the valleys of Balgowan South Africa. Which means one who very muscular. This word is usually associated with gym strength and how ones body looks. For example a moderatly buff boy that has defined mussuls can be called jenged at the same time as a bulky boy who isn't as defined.

The guy just benched 200kg. He is too jenged for us.

by master Bootch September 16, 2013

Broskiana Jones

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones

Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!

by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

Fart Bucket Jones

Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!

There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.

by Angry Giraffe The Seventh July 3, 2016

Jogger

Nigger, as auto corrected by Apple.

Those Joggers sure do run fast.

by Koroba April 29, 2016

Alfred F. Jones

Alfred F. Jones, F. Standing for Franklin, is quite obnoxious. He is loud when he talks to others, and loves to pull stupid pranks on people. Although he is quite weird, he is very smart, though others around him choose to ignore that fact. He's had a tough past, and because of that, he has chosen to be an incredibly happy-go-lucky person. Whenever he makes new friends, he either drives them crazy, or vows to protect them. Because he likes protecting, and helping others, he often refferes to himself as a hero. Alfred chooses to be child like, but anyone who knows him knows that when he wants to be serious, he can be freakishly scary. Out of everyone Alfred knows and has yet to meet, he is one of the most physically capable out of all of them. He is much stronger than all of his friends, and even drug a large car behind him for an hour looking for his brother, Arthur, to see if he could drive it. Alfred has an incredibly busy schedule all of the time, but he always sets his priorities straight, doing almost everything his boss tells him to. He is touched deeply by American history and whenever past tragedies are brought up in conversations, such as 9/11, he gets very emotional and his friends have to help calm him down. He is younger than most of the people he knows, but they all enjoy his presence to some extent. Over all, he is a playful guy with both an incredibly hard steel side and a squishy, soft, plush side. Anyone would be lucky to meet someone like Alfred F. Jones.

Person A: "Look, there's Alfred F. Jones acting weird again."
Person B: "He is weird, but he stuck up for me one time when someone else was being rude."
Person C: "Yeah, but he went way too overboard last week during the 4th of July."

by PurpleMorton February 4, 2018