jonge

A person who has red hair.

Lindsay Lohan is a really ugly jonge.

by ForrestGump August 14, 2007

JONG

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!

by Powder Maggot April 28, 2004

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 15, 2007

Jong

Also known as a gravity bong.

"time to rip the jong"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 June 22, 2022

jong jong

A weirdo that wants to be Asian that isn’t.

‘Ooh, look at the wild Jong Jong in all their stupidity!’

by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN February 7, 2018

jong

Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged

you jonged dogged him
you just got jonged dogged

by JongedOn July 18, 2020

jong

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

by stereotypical May 9, 2008