Jizzman

The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizzman. All ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.

When the The Jizzman sleeps at night, he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of naked ladies. Jizzman, I am not worthy. Please have mercy on me Mr. Jizzman.

by Jizzman November 14, 2003

jizzmop

An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.

Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.

by jdk929 December 28, 2005

jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzconning

the act of coughing up cum

Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday

Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning

by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013

jizzmop

n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with semen, usually for work-based purposes.

Damn, did you hear about Ernie? He was put on jizzmop duty!

by MellowshipSlinky91 January 3, 2009