Jizzax

To relax while jerking it.

"yo man, i'm gonna go jizzax"

by Jissee April 21, 2008

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

jizzcapade

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

whizzah jizzah

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard

“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down”

by chHAad February 14, 2021

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006