instatwittageddon

The epic battle between Instagram and Twitter on who can annoy their users more.

Forget the fiscal cliff or the Middle East or Justin Bieber. If somebody (Batman?) doesn't intervene in instatwittageddon, the world as we know it is over.

by kirupa December 9, 2012

instahorny

The unexplained phenomena of becoming instantly horny.

Jessica was mentioning giving me head, and i got instahorny.

by driz February 17, 2007

InstaThug

The term used to describe a person who talks shit and acts like a hardcore thug, gangsta, tough guy, etc., on Instagram but in real life they're the exact opposite of what they portray online.

In lamen terms: Someone who talks mad shit on social media, posting thug pictures, flossing, but when you run up on him on the streets, he's bitch made and wont man up and shoot the one, or calls the cops, or runs away or flat out cries.

Friend#1: Jake talks a lot of shit on Instagram dude, hes gonna get his ass beat one day.

Friend#2: Na man hes just an InstaThug , he dont even leave his house... EVER!!!! Guy#1: Yeah Nigga, Im in these streets son. Errrday, thugging it and fucking yo girl. Come see me if you bout that life you bitch ass nigga!!!

Guy#2: Oh word?!?!? Aight homie!!, We'll see when I see you on the block homie.

3 Days Later......

Guy#2: Wut up son!!! We outchea now homie, this is my block lets see you talk all that shit now!!!! This aint Instagram Bitch!!!!

Guy:1: Oh hey man, no I didnt mean all the shit on Instagram, it wasnt about you man, it was a joke, my shit got hacked by China... (starts to walk backwards).... Hold on im getting a call.... "hello? Hi, 911?, I need you to send a squad car, I think im going to get killed by a real thug, please help me Im on 3rd ave and 47st street".

by G-LO914 July 9, 2015

instaghosted

when a Tinder match instantly deletes you

Diane was pissed after hunky Charley matched with her on Tinder only to find he was gone. “that cunt instaghosted me!” she yelled to her roommate

by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020

instatwat

Insta-twat; an acceptable term used to describe and poke fun at Instagram and Twitter; a snap-chat photo of a vagina;

Yo dude you on instatwat again, loser. Or bro she sent me an instatwat.

by Backwards92 April 24, 2014

instagoth

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.

Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*

by Satan October 31, 2003

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004