ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most

Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart

by Pie R8 April 6, 2023

Sloan IPA

When somebody Pees in your beer. Esp. an IPA.

I gave sam a sloan IPA for his birthday.

by pepelekill May 25, 2010

Nashville IPA

Nashville IPA is a special blend of beer and alcohol with “mystery “ liquids, if you have ever walked Broadway and noticed that there is puddles of mystery liquid on the street, but it hasn’t rained in days. That’s Nashville IPA. It’s a mix of alcohol, piss and vomit from all the out of state townies who visit Broadway, get shitfaced and roam the streets that smell like piss, they face plant, vomit or pee on the floor and it collects in puddles.

Hey I don’t recommend you wear flip flops or crocs when in broad way, you’ll step in some Nashville IPA

by Factus deletus June 10, 2022

a hazy ipa

Something only the most sophisticated and distinguished man would order at a bar. Frequently ordered by men named Connor. Usually pronounced with a very heavy English accent.

Hey sir what would you like to drink tonight, some sort of beer or a hazy ipa?

I’ll take the haziest IPA you have on tap please.

by DarthFadez May 19, 2023

iPad Kid

Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.

Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"

Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH

by eurphoria March 28, 2021

IPAPistan

A mystical world somewhere between Narnia and the Cartoon Network. A place where you may see a unicorn or your grandmother dressed up in ACUs impersonating a Colonel in the United States Army. An angry place where students run entirely off of hate and coffee. A place where those who can, do and those who can't, teach.

Student #1: "Did I just see an overweight CPT with red streaks in her hair, a COL with a super-big gulp attached to her hand and a MAJ with a moustache yelling at a crowd of students?"

Student #2: "Welcome to IPAPistan"

by ~Lim Tamb June 18, 2013

iPad insomnia

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

by t0mt October 1, 2010