human constructs

Ideas made up and carried out by humans for purpose of clarification, that actually don't exist.

Money is a human construct because it is given value, and without its given value it wouldn't be worth anything.

Human Constructs make up man things...

by Aspekt December 28, 2006

Humaira

A person who deserves the best in the world. I want her to be happy. Loyal, funny, reliable, and the bestest firend a person could ever ask for. I'm sorry.

humaira is a loyal person.

by Anoonymous6789 October 6, 2020

Human Whisk

0 in the pink, 20 in the stink, simple as that. You’ll look like the kitchen appliance when enacted successfully.

Did you hear about Sarah’s asshole? Jack gauged it when he performed the human whisk.

by The Human Whisk September 15, 2019

Human Garbage

n; a person who is absolutely worthless.

The smack daddy is a piece of human garbage. Or, when did you become such a worthless piece of human garbage.

by Anonymous1544 October 11, 2008

human race

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.

"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."

by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014

Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Husk of a human

When you look in the mirror and no longer recognize yourself, you feel a black emptiness inside and have lost all interest in life. You feel a mind numbing pain that you've given up on treating and you make it through the day because its all you know how to do, antidepressants never worked, therapy was a joke and as you sit there in your run down apartment in the ghetto you think about all your failures that have steered you to this moment and you feel that black tar or depression suffocating you. You have stopped brushing your teeth and washing your hair, you eat just enough to survive, you're too afraid of death to kill yourself. You're empty. You know there is no one to blame but yourself, you know that if you really tried, maybe, just maybe you could fix things, just a bit, but you never will.

"He said he felt like a husk of a human"

by Giskard Reventlov April 15, 2018