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When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
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When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!
by Albakody December 12, 2010
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"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
by VV512 December 11, 2010
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when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
by J-fisher December 12, 2010
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that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them
Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones
by SilliParker December 12, 2010
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It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.
oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!
by Mapoe Sims December 13, 2010
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Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
There are also human parking cones.
by snl909 December 12, 2010
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