Hortigation

The combination of horticulture and irrigation techniques to increase the productivity of plants. The amalgamation of the science and technology of plant cultivation and artificial water application.

Our plants are flourishing due to the hortigation solution we found.

by Spacecadet70 December 7, 2012

horniable

when someone is easy to have horny thoughts about

person1: stop being horny

person:2 its not my fault ur so horniable :/

by jackwasactuallytaken February 7, 2022

Hoonigans

Freaking idiots

Jim and bob sure are some hoonigans

by Steve1234567891011121314151617 November 9, 2019

horngasm

A slang word developed and used by highschool marching band students to convey a sense of admiration, often bordering on sexual arousal. Induced either by an especially complex and well-executed piece of music or an exceptionally well-crafted musical instrument.

Bandmember A: Did you here the Blue Cavaliers' trumpet solo in the DCI championships?

Bandmember B: Oh man...horngasm

Bandmember A: *nods* Horngasm

by Mob Barley December 28, 2004

horniate

The process of purposely making yourself horny.

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.

by gohogs525 January 8, 2010

hornicate

To make one sexually aroused during or before foreplay

I totally hornicated Alex the other day, she loved it

by ChipNob September 11, 2016

Hornigh

The moment when you’re horny and high, but a little too high to verbalize the difference.

Who ever came up with thongs must’ve been hornigh.

by Touchsumgrass September 1, 2022