Horneisa

When you’re so horny you’re forgetful.

“That horneisa have u confused the next morning”
“ Like damn I really sent that huh ?”

by BandoBitchGC May 19, 2023

hornmeister

a female in an altered state from normal where she inflicts either physical or mental harm on those that are closest to her. It is a state somewhere between a destructive mania and insanity.

I can't believe she threw me out of the house again and immediately threw away $500 dollars of my compact discs. All I did was arrive one minute late because of an accident that occurred in front of me on the highway. What a hornmeister!

by Stew Sobel October 22, 2006

Hornerism

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

hornesty

The honesty that comes with being extremely horny.

In all hornesty, I can't wait to get you back to my place.

by tictacmidgets October 8, 2016

hornistrate

the act of feeling horny. think creatively.

I hornistrate when I lick a face, touch a tree, do a little dance naked, buy something soft.

by EmilyD3 September 11, 2010

cornerist

a football player who is good at delivering corner kicks.

Is Lionel Messi a cornerist?

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

hornkvist

The best last name ther is means hotty gets all girls and is amazing looking

That man is getting all the girls he must be a Hornkvist

by King_59 May 3, 2018