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a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
Get the Hempress mug.When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.
Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!
The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.
The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.
by The.strangler. June 2, 2016
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by Rev. RayRay October 18, 2007
Get the Hempfest mug.A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.
"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"
"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
by Angry Rant June 9, 2009
Get the Learned Helplessness mug.The Republicans have the Conservatives, the Democrats have the Liberals, and the Marijuana Reform party has the Hempies.
by He who smokes bitches January 23, 2006
Get the Hempies mug.Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
Get the helpless mug.Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.
by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006
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