Gympersonator

Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time

Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0

Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."

by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016

grimper

n. Poop. Usu. used with the phrase "pop a grimper"

After those seven layer burritos, I had to pop a serious grimper.

by Joe May 7, 2005

grumpervated

Grumpy and aggravated at the same time.

I tried to snuggle with my girlfriend, but she was too grumpervated to let me get close.

by BradTheGeek December 26, 2012

gympersonator

An annoying person at a fitness club who takes forever on a machine, bench, or a specific area that a serious fitness member needs to use, and while doing so consistently exerts ridiculously little effort. (These pricks usually were guilted into going in the first place and drastically reduce in number after January 1st.)

"All the treadmills are taken. I wish that fat gympersonator would get the hell off since she's been on that one for 30 minutes and only walked 1/10th of a mile."

by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016

grumperoo

someone who is really grumpy

Tony stop acting like such a big grumperoo, im sorry you dont have your homo milk for your coffee

by are ess see December 18, 2008

Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.

"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".

by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010

grimper

One who bites the buttons from upholstered chairs etc. by using the cheeks of their butt.

The upholstery buttons on the sofa were removed by a grimper.

by wilkanton July 2, 2009