grimper

One who bites the buttons from upholstered chairs etc. by using the cheeks of their butt.

The upholstery buttons on the sofa were removed by a grimper.

by wilkanton July 02, 2009

system dump

Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.

Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.

We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.

by wilkanton July 10, 2009