grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

Grufkin

midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.

I totally saw a grufkin at Chesticles last night!

by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.

Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

The Grunnies

An alternate spelling of the grunnys.

I can't eat cheese. It gives me the grunnies.

by defenestrator March 22, 2005

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

grunka

Swedish slang for masturbating while crying

I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.

by Yamata October 17, 2017