gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

gooba

A very clumsy person or refering to anyone who has done something studid and makes themselves look that way.

John! You're such a gooba!

by Aussie girl May 24, 2005

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the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

Goobadiga

A different form of an excuse. example: it is very similar to no you. It is also a word so you don't have to follow an instruction or something that someone wants you to do.

"if you talk you like (whoever)" said (someone). "Goobadiga" you said.

by yo man cigs March 29, 2020

Goombata

crony, close pal, buddy, trusted friend, adviser. Literally, "godfather" in Italian.

You can read about all the cold blooded goombata in Nicholas Pileggi's Wiseguy.

Christian and Anthony are my goombata.

by Jiggle Shopper November 8, 2012

googatude

The attitude of a Google elitist (someone who thinks that every Google invention is basic to human survival).

That guy's googatude is off the charts!

by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009

gooblatic

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.

“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."

by Uptown guy October 11, 2017